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How to Forgive a Thief
July 1st 2009 11:28
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*Image sourced from Damn Funny Pictures.
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World Beard and Moustache Championships
June 29th 2009 02:22
Contestants line up at the World Beard and Moustache Championships, which was held on Saturday 14 June in Anchorage, Alaska
The World Beard and Moustache Championships is a competition held every two years where men with beards and moustaches display lengthy, highly-styled facial hair.
The 2009 competition was recently held in Anchorage, Alaska. 300 men took part.
Pictures and captions sourced from the Daily Telegraph.
There were 18 categories at the 2009 event, divided into three sections.
Ted Stedman: Winner of the Fu Manchu category
Moustache
* Natural Moustache- maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip (may be styled but without aids)
* English- slender, hairs extremely long and pulled to the side
* Dali- slender with long tips, straight up or arching up
* Imperial Moustache- small and bushy with tips arching up
* Hungarian- big and bushy, beginning from the middle of the upper lip and pulled to the side
* Freestyle- All moustaches that do not match other classes
The Imperial Partial Beard category: Second: Udo Fritzsche of Germany; first: Karl-Heinz Hille, also of Germany; third: Mark Voermans of Belgium
Partial Beard
* Natural Goatee- facial hair grown only on chin, upper and lower lip (may be styled but without aids)
* Chinese- chin shaved with moustache tips long and pulled down
* Musketeer- moustache long and slender, beard small and pointed
* Imperial- hair to be grown only on cheeks and upper lip
* Sideburns Freestyle- all other sideburns with shaved chin
* Partial Beard Freestyle- all partial beards not matching other classes
The top three in the Freestyle Beard category: third: Hans-Peter Weis of Germany; second: Gerhard Knapp, also of Germany; first: David Traver, Anchorage
Full Beard
* Verdi- short and round, length not to exceed 10 cm
* Garibaldi- broad, full and round, length not to exceed 20 cm
* Natural Full Beard- as grown, no aids allowed
* Natural Full Beard with Styled Moustache- as grown, only moustache can be styled with aids
* Full Beard Freestyle- full beards not matching other classes
Jack Passion, winner of the Full Natural Beard
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Comments (2) Karaoke Songs No One Wants To Hear
June 26th 2009 15:43
Thanks to the Chicago Tribune. Here are the songs to avoid at your next karaoke night, and the reasons why. See more tips here.
The nearly six-minute-long song contains a 27-second guitar solo and a 47-second musical interlude. Unless the karaoke performer starts head-banging like the cast of "Wayne's World" during that time, expect awkward swaying while the audience stares blankly.
This classic folk rock tune runs over eight minutes long. No one should hog the karaoke mic for that long. Save the song for car rides and the end of wedding receptions.
Seeing Rose and Jack's love story fall apart as Leonardo DiCaprio disappeared into the freezing Atlantic left any 1997-moviegoer blubbering like a baby. What makes you think revellers want to relive that heartache at 11 p.m. on a Friday? The Grammy- and Academy Award-winning song was Celine Dion's biggest hit, but just because it played nonstop in the late '90s doesn't mean it'll fly with bargoers of 2009.
It's the most cliché karaoke rap song, but it's predictability alone doesn't make it cringe-worthy. It's that 90 percent of people who select the song realize after the very first "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." that they have no clue about the rest of the lyrics.
Karaoke-goers who want to channel Axl Rose will fail miserably if they attempt this fast-pace, high-pitch tune. They can instead fall back on "Sweet Child o' Mine," right? Wrong. Both songs are from the album "Appetite for Destruction," and they'll both kill the crowd's appetite for fun.
Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
American Pie by Don McClean
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot
Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses
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Giving Steroids A Bad Name
June 24th 2009 15:18
Maybe time to slow down a bit
Is there such a thing as too big?
If people have to ask your gender. Perhaps you've taken it too far
When you stop using them...
What happens if your dog breaks into the steroid cupboard
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Tip Jars
June 22nd 2009 14:53
Do your customers seem to lack motivation to tip? Here are some ideas for tip jars that may encourage some more giving..
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Read More The bogans of Melbourne
June 19th 2009 06:39
Found this photo of unknown bogans in the street in Ascot Vale Melbourne.
Took out the kid in the photo - this is what Aussie can come up with in the bogan competition!
Took out the kid in the photo - this is what Aussie can come up with in the bogan competition!
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Belgian Teenage Girl With 53 Too Many Tattooed Stars
June 19th 2009 06:38
Scarred from life: Kimberley Vlaminck shows her tattooed face. The 56 stars will cost G8,500 to remove
As reported around the word, this report from the Daily Mail tells of how tattooist Rouslan Toumaniantz says that 18 year-old Belgian girl Kimberley Vlaminck 'absolutely' agreed she wanted 56 stars tattooed on the left side of her face. However, Kimberly is suiing the tattooist cliaming that she wanted 3 stars only.
A distraught Kimberley Vlaeminck speaks on her mobile phone at home in Belgium today - the 56 tattoos still healing across her face
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Most Well Known Fake Product Brands
June 17th 2009 11:05
The world of TV has brought us many fictitious brand names. How many can you name?
What is Homer Simpsons' favourite beer?
What airline where the LOST characters flying on? What brand is all the food found on the island[ Click here to read more ]
What is Homer Simpsons' favourite beer?
What airline where the LOST characters flying on? What brand is all the food found on the island
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Animals With Casts
June 15th 2009 10:48
All creatures great and small can break bones. Regardless which species, the treatment is the same!
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