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Facebook For Seniors

December 26th 2007 10:38
Welcome to the new social networking site for seniors - PensionBook!
Here is a typical members page...

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attending funeral. joined the group I like to stop suddenly in the street. 3 of your friends just got poked with a walking stick, poke back. Edgar Jones has died, would you like to attend the funeral. added the pipe and slippers application. the group I still pay with cheques and old money. Edgar Jones is not feeling too perky. That nice young man from the shop's wall. Thank you dearie for dropping over my tripe and porridge oats. I don't know what I'd do without you, you see my children never visit any more. The meals on wheels application. Events - Sitting at home watching Corrie with a cup of Earl Grey. Excited about his new cardigan. annoyed about immigration. trying to keep warm this winter. Vera is complaining about modern music, where's the melody. Applications - Photos from the war, knitting groups, events and funerals, stanna stairlift. colostomy bag. Ads - Werther's Original toffees. Murray mints, get some mints for the grandchildren.
Facebook for Seniors - Pensionbook.







*This image used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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If David Lived Today

December 19th 2007 11:43
Michelangelo's David (below), sculpted from 1501 to 1504, is a masterpiece of Renaissance sculpture.
Michelangelo's David









But what if Michelangelo lived today, and his sculpture was based on a modern day American? It might look a little bit like this...
If David lived Today - Michelangelo




*This image used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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Funny Christmas Trees

December 12th 2007 08:50
Why just have any old ordinary Christmas tree this year?


Upside down funny Christmas tree
Upside down or clever photography?


Beer bottle Christmas Tree - Funny Xmas trees
Why buy a tree when you can just as easily make your own?


Make your own Christmas Tree - Fabric
If beer bottles aren't your thing, try a bit of fabric!


Make Christmas trees out of books - Funny Xmas trees
Students are very resourceful!


Christmas tree made from Shopping trolleys. Merry Christmas from Frankston or Broadmeadows
Merry Christmas from Frankston!!





*These pictures used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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Engrish

December 5th 2007 11:09
Engrish refers to grammatically incorrect variations of English, often found in East Asian countries. While the term may refer to spoken English, it is more often used to describe written English, for which problems are easier to identify and publicize. Engrish has been found on everything from poorly translated signs, menus, and instruction manuals to bizarrely worded advertisements and strange t-shirt slogans. Usage of the term ranges from the humorous to the slightly pejorative. Below are some great examples of Engrish from Asia!


Engrish - Dear guest, we are changing the kinds of minibar food and beverage. So there is nothing in your minibar. If you need more problem, please contact us on extension 5. We are terribly sorry for bringing you so much inconvenient.
I wouldn't call if I were you.


Engrish signs from Asia. You lady will push this button before leaving.
Ahh.. Just like any lady does.


English signs is Asia - Don't make skies fall down. On a ski lift.
But you can always try!!!


Gentlemen sign with a picture of a lady.
Damn those feminists!


Engrish - Screw Taiwan. Made in China.
Made in China.





*This article is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation Licence. It uses material from the Wikipedia article Engrish.
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