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Funny Pictures - June 2009

World Beard and Moustache Championships

June 29th 2009 02:22

Contestants line up at the World Beard and Moustache Championships, which was held on Saturday 14 June in Anchorage, Alaska

The World Beard and Moustache Championships is a competition held every two years where men with beards and moustaches display lengthy, highly-styled facial hair.

The 2009 competition was recently held in Anchorage, Alaska. 300 men took part.
Pictures and captions sourced from the Daily Telegraph.

There were 18 categories at the 2009 event, divided into three sections.

Ted Stedman: Winner of the Fu Manchu category

Moustache

* Natural Moustache- maximum of 1.5 cm beyond the end of the upper lip (may be styled but without aids)
* English- slender, hairs extremely long and pulled to the side

* Dali- slender with long tips, straight up or arching up
* Imperial Moustache- small and bushy with tips arching up
* Hungarian- big and bushy, beginning from the middle of the upper lip and pulled to the side
* Freestyle- All moustaches that do not match other classes

The Imperial Partial Beard category: Second: Udo Fritzsche of Germany; first: Karl-Heinz Hille, also of Germany; third: Mark Voermans of Belgium

Partial Beard

* Natural Goatee- facial hair grown only on chin, upper and lower lip (may be styled but without aids)
* Chinese- chin shaved with moustache tips long and pulled down
* Musketeer- moustache long and slender, beard small and pointed
* Imperial- hair to be grown only on cheeks and upper lip
* Sideburns Freestyle- all other sideburns with shaved chin
* Partial Beard Freestyle- all partial beards not matching other classes

The top three in the Freestyle Beard category: third: Hans-Peter Weis of Germany; second: Gerhard Knapp, also of Germany; first: David Traver, Anchorage

Full Beard

* Verdi- short and round, length not to exceed 10 cm
* Garibaldi- broad, full and round, length not to exceed 20 cm
* Natural Full Beard- as grown, no aids allowed
* Natural Full Beard with Styled Moustache- as grown, only moustache can be styled with aids
* Full Beard Freestyle- full beards not matching other classes

Jack Passion, winner of the Full Natural Beard

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Karaoke Songs No One Wants To Hear

June 26th 2009 15:43

Thanks to the Chicago Tribune. Here are the songs to avoid at your next karaoke night, and the reasons why. See more tips here.

Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

The nearly six-minute-long song contains a 27-second guitar solo and a 47-second musical interlude. Unless the karaoke performer starts head-banging like the cast of "Wayne's World" during that time, expect awkward swaying while the audience stares blankly.

American Pie by Don McClean

This classic folk rock tune runs over eight minutes long. No one should hog the karaoke mic for that long. Save the song for car rides and the end of wedding receptions.

My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

Seeing Rose and Jack's love story fall apart as Leonardo DiCaprio disappeared into the freezing Atlantic left any 1997-moviegoer blubbering like a baby. What makes you think revellers want to relive that heartache at 11 p.m. on a Friday? The Grammy- and Academy Award-winning song was Celine Dion's biggest hit, but just because it played nonstop in the late '90s doesn't mean it'll fly with bargoers of 2009.

Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot

It's the most cliché karaoke rap song, but it's predictability alone doesn't make it cringe-worthy. It's that 90 percent of people who select the song realize after the very first "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." that they have no clue about the rest of the lyrics.

Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses

Karaoke-goers who want to channel Axl Rose will fail miserably if they attempt this fast-pace, high-pitch tune. They can instead fall back on "Sweet Child o' Mine," right? Wrong. Both songs are from the album "Appetite for Destruction," and they'll both kill the crowd's appetite for fun.

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Giving Steroids A Bad Name

June 24th 2009 15:18

Maybe time to slow down a bit

Is there such a thing as too big?

If people have to ask your gender. Perhaps you've taken it too far

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Stop using steroids

When you stop using them...

What happens if your dog breaks into the steroid cupboard

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Tip Jars

June 22nd 2009 14:53

Do your customers seem to lack motivation to tip? Here are some ideas for tip jars that may encourage some more giving..

tips on tipping. Every bunny loves money. Chicks dig tipping

*Image sourced from topcultured.com.

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The bogans of Melbourne

June 19th 2009 06:39

Found this photo of unknown bogans in the street in Ascot Vale Melbourne.
Took out the kid in the photo - this is what Aussie can come up with in the bogan competition!

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Belgian Teenage Girl With 53 Too Many Tattooed Stars

June 19th 2009 06:38

Scarred from life: Kimberley Vlaminck shows her tattooed face. The 56 stars will cost G8,500 to remove

As reported around the word, this report from the Daily Mail tells of how tattooist Rouslan Toumaniantz says that 18 year-old Belgian girl Kimberley Vlaminck 'absolutely' agreed she wanted 56 stars tattooed on the left side of her face. However, Kimberly is suiing the tattooist cliaming that she wanted 3 stars only.

A distraught Kimberley Vlaeminck speaks on her mobile phone at home in Belgium today - the 56 tattoos still healing across her face

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Most Well Known Fake Product Brands

June 17th 2009 11:05

The world of TV has brought us many fictitious brand names. How many can you name?
What is Homer Simpsons' favourite beer?
What airline where the LOST characters flying on? What brand is all the food found on the island

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Animals With Casts

June 15th 2009 10:48

All creatures great and small can break bones. Regardless which species, the treatment is the same!

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Summer of 69 vs 09

June 12th 2009 02:51

The summer of 69 was so legendary that Bryan Adams wrote a hit song about it. However the world has changed much over the last 30 years.
The list below shows the price of relevant goods and services available in both 1969 and today. It gives us an idea as to how our purchasing power or standard of living has changed since then. Keep in mind all the 1969 prices have been adjusted for inflation to give an accurate comparison.

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Funny Bathroom Sign

June 10th 2009 02:43

Do you have trouble remembering how to use a toilet properly?
Print off the graphic below and keep this handy guide.
With it you will never go wrong again!

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Pirates

June 8th 2009 02:21

Today’s post has some really cool images of pirates. Some evil and some not so, some ugly and some not so, some traditional and others….well see for yourself.
These images and many more can be found on abduzeedo.com here.

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Zombies

June 5th 2009 07:28

We seem to have an obsession with the undead. So many zombie movies, video games and of course works of art! Take a look at these shots below sourced from abduzeedo.com. Maybe they will provide you with some sort of inspiration - to do something with your life, to look after your health, to play some Resident Evil....

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Men vs Women

June 3rd 2009 07:07

These pictures, some and Photoshopped and some not, all follow the theme:
MEN VS WOMEN

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USB Drive Designs

June 1st 2009 02:56

When they first arrived on the scene, these new drives making use of flash memory were referred to by a myriad of different names by different companies and consumers. Names such as thumb drive, memory stick, usb key, flash disk and many more were common. Fortunately this has settled down now and the names "USB Flash Drive" or simply "USB Drive" have become the industry standard.
One thing we're all in agreance on however, is their superiority to predecessors such as floppy disks. One advantage is the freedom designers now have to vary the look of a USB Drive to practically anything your heart desires. See below some creative USB Flash Drive designs. Many more can be seen at BlueBots.com here
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