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Biggest Box Office Bombs

September 29th 2010 06:15
What defines a box office bomb? It's not a movie's disappointment to fans after much hype, but rather total amount of money lost on the film.

Indexed to inflation, there have been some massive losses (more than $100 million!) inflicted on various disastrous movies over the years.

CNBC.com takes a look at the biggest money loosing films of all time. View the full list here.


biggest movie flops
Cutthroat Island (1995)


Net losses, inflation adjusted: $146,947,958
Total cost: $115,000,000
Worldwide theater gross: $10,017,322
Net losses (actual): $104,982,678

1995’s Cutthroat Island is the biggest financial disaster in all of movie history, a fact confirmed by the Guinness Book of World Records. That its star and its director still have careers is nothing short of remarkable.

Starring Geena Davis and directed by her husband, Renny Harlin, the feminist pirate movie was poorly reviewed, with multiple critics suggesting that those involved in making it should walk the plank. When all was said and done, the movie lost over $100 million, an unprecedented amount that bankrupted the studio that made it, Carolco Pictures.





box office disasters
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)


Net losses, inflation adjusted: $134,396,524
Total cost: $120,000,000
Worldwide theater gross: $7,103,973
Net losses (actual): $112,896,027

The Adventures of Pluto Nash was a 2002 science fiction comedy starring Eddie Murphy that’s become legendary in the annals of box office bombs. The movie’s first script was written in the 1980s and was rewritten multiple times before it was finally turned into a movie.

The finished product was so badly made that it was shelved for two years before the studio released it, to almost universal critical disgust. When all the wailing and gnashing of teeth was over, it had earned $7.1 million against its $120 million cost, more than earning its reputation as one of the worst box office bombs in all filmdom.




biggest movie stuff ups
The 13th Warrior (1999)
Net losses, inflation adjusted: $125,887,312
Total cost: $160,000,000
Worldwide theater gross: $61,698,899
Net losses (actual): $98,301,101

The 13th Warrior was a movie about Vikings, Arabs and the pre-human bear people who eat them. Originally based on a Michael Crichton novel with the sure-to-please title Eaters of the Dead, the movie did badly with test audiences, prompting Crichton to take over for original director John McTiernan and re-shoot several scenes.

The entire enterprise delayed the movie for a year and exploded the budget to $160 million, almost twice its original size. The movie performed modestly at the box office, but nowhere near what it needed in order to make its money back.

Legendary actor Omar Sharif, who appeared in the film in a small role, was so enraged by the experience that he didn’t act again until 2003.






money losing films - heaven's gate
Heaven’s Gate (1980)
Net losses, inflation adjusted: $104,542,449
Total cost: $44,000,000
Worldwide theater gross: $3,484,331
Net losses (actual): $40,515,669

Michael Cimino, the Oscar-winning director of The Deer Hunter, followed up his highly regarded movie with an epic western called Heaven’s Gate. To achieve cinematic perfection, Cimino demanded up to fifty takes of individual scenes and would delay filming until a cloud that he liked rolled into the frame. Production fell behind schedule immediately, and the movie exceeded its budget by 400%.

The movie was mercilessly thrashed by critics such as the New York Times’ Vincent Canby, who compared it to "a forced four-hour walking tour of one's own living room." It earned less than $3 million of its $44 million budget, and the studio, United Artists, folded soon after. Cimino, once a promising director with a great career ahead of him, has barely worked since 1980.




Kevin Costner movie flops
The Postman (1997)
Net losses, inflation adjusted: $83,346,947
Total cost: $80,000,000
Worldwide theater gross: $17,626,234
Net losses (actual): $62,373,766

In the early 1990s, Kevin Costner was as A-list an entertainer as it gets. After winning Oscars for Best Picture and Best Director with Dances With Wolves, he went on to star in such hits as Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, JFK and The Bodyguard. Then came 1995’s Waterworld, a commercial and critical disaster that almost destroyed his career.

To get back on track, he decided to repeat the Dances With Wolves formula and directed The Postman, another three-hour epic starring himself as the titular letter carrier. The post-apocalyptic movie (which inexplicably had a cameo by Tom Petty as himself) was eaten alive by critics and took in less than $18 million, barely even a quarter of its $80 million budget.


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Michael Jordan vs Kobe Bryant

September 27th 2010 03:23
Sports writers and sports casters and bloggers alike are frequently comparing Kobe Bryant to Michael Jordan when asking the question, "Who is the greatest of all time?"

The info-graphic below attempts to answer this question as it compares the two giants of basketball based on their statistics.
Everything is covered here from average points and rebounds per game, to All-Star appearances and sponsorship earnings.

Does this put the argument to rest??



Michael Jordan vs Kobe Bryant. Basketball greatest
click on the info-graphic to open the full version in a new window.
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

September 24th 2010 02:45
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows will be the seventh and final installment in the Harry Potter film series screened in two parts.

Part I will be released on 19 November 2010 and Part II on 15 July 2011.

Below are some screenshots from the film to keep you going!


Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows screenshots
Harry and Ron keep a lookout.



Death Eaters
The Death Eaters meet to discuss malicious plans.




Harry Potter deathly hallows film
Hermione is covered in blood as she cast protective spells at the camp grounds.




Deathly Hallows movie scenes
Hagrid and Harry try to make a quick getaway.




Harry Potter Kiss
Harry Potter kisses Ginny Weasley before leaving on his journey.

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How To Party Like A Rock Star

September 22nd 2010 02:37
The receipt below is from a British heavy metal band Iron Maiden outing in Norway last month.

It goes to show the saying is true - nobody knows how to party like rock stars!



Iron Maiden. How to party like a rock star. Jack Daniels, Jagermeister, Guiness, Heineken,red bull, peachtree, kilkenny, slippery nipple, total $20109
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Funny Homeless Signs

September 20th 2010 02:13
When the homeless ask you for money, are they going to spend it on much needed food or waste it all on alcohol?
The fact is you can never know for sure.
Wouldn't it be great the homeless signs were honest, or showed a sense of humor, would that make you more likely to give??


homeless sign. why lie, I want beer.



I'll bet you $1 you'll read this sign. Homeless humour



Funny Homeless. Tell me off for 25c.



invisible homeless person



ninjas killed my family. need money for kung-fu
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New Demotivational Posters

September 17th 2010 02:02
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Books For the Modern Child

September 15th 2010 01:46
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Beer Bellies

September 13th 2010 01:33
“It’s not a beer belly. It’s a fuel tank to a well oiled love machine.”

As pointed out in this article on Noob Dad, no matter how large your beer gut becomes, there is always somebody with a more impressive tummy


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The History of Partying

September 10th 2010 01:51
What exactly is partying?
Essentially it's a gathering of people who have been invited by a host for the purposes of socialising, conversation, or recreation. A party will typically feature food and beverages, and often music and dancing.

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Drink Spill Fails

September 8th 2010 01:41
Alcohol is expensive people. Try not to waste it!



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Construction Fails

September 6th 2010 01:24
Architects, construction workers and other tradesman have produced many amazing and wonderful structures overtime. But as Heavy.com points out, they too are only human. Below are some impressive construction failures. View the full set here.


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Tigers In America

September 3rd 2010 05:44
As reported on NewsWeek, Americans have an obsession with tigers!

It is estimated estimates that up to 12,000 tigers are being kept as private pets in the USA, significantly more than the world's entire wild population of about 3000. 4,000 are believed to be in captivity in Texas alone


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Flowchart: Forgetfulness

what to do when you forget someone’s name
Click to open the full sized image in a new window.

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