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Cars From Out Of This World

June 29th 2011 02:34
cars of the future
Aptera 2e
Like alien spacecraft, the Aptera may or may not exist. In theory, it does have an out-of-this-world streamlined shape and propulsion system. In reality, it's got real sci-fi cred: an Aptera had a brief cameo in 2009's Star Trek.



cars from another planet
Alfa Romeo BAT 5
Alfa Romeo were looking for ways to reduce drag on their cars. Bertone was brought in, several concept cars were produced, their goal was reached, backs were patted.


concept cars
Mercedes Benz C111-3



cars designs of the future
Ferrari 512 S Modulo




star trek cars
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Cats Doing Taxes

June 27th 2011 02:22
cat taxes 1040



cats - I did the math. We can't afford the dog



cat owes taxes



income tax cat



cat sleeping on tax book
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There have been many evil dictators throughout history, many responsible for millions of deaths. Out of Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao Tse-tung, Kim Il-Sung and others who killed the most during their reign.

The infographic below breaks down the numbers.

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dictator kills
click to enlarge
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Somali Pirates

June 22nd 2011 04:11
Piracy in Somalia has been a threat to international shipping since the second phase of the Somali Civil War in the early 21st century. Since 2005, many international organizations, including the International Maritime Organization and the World Food Programme, have expressed concern over the rise in acts of piracy. Piracy has contributed to an increase in shipping costs and impeded the delivery of food aid shipments. Ninety percent of the World Food Program's shipments arrive by sea, and ships into this area now require a military escort.
somali pirate

A United Nations report and several news sources have suggested that piracy off the coast of Somalia is caused in part by illegal fishing and the dumping of toxic waste in Somali waters by foreign vessels that have, according to Somali fishermen, severely constrained the ability of locals to earn a living and forced many to turn to piracy instead. Other articles allege that 70 percent of the local coastal communities "strongly support the piracy as a form of national defense of the country's territorial waters", and that the pirates believe they are protecting their fishing grounds and exacting justice and compensation for the marine resources stolen. Some pirates have suggested that, in the absence of an effective national coast guard following the outbreak of the Somali Civil War and the subsequent disintegration of the Armed Forces, they became pirates in order to protect their waters. This belief is also reflected in the names taken on by some of the pirate networks, such as the National Volunteer Coast Guard (NVCG). However, as piracy has become substantially more lucrative in recent years, some reports are suggesting that financial gain is now the primary motive for Somali pirates
pirates of somalia

During the Siad Barre regime, Somalia received aid from Denmark, Great Britain, Iraq, Japan, Sweden, USSR and West Germany to develop its fishing industry. Cooperatives had fixed prices for their catch, which was often exported due to the low demand for seafood in Somalia. Aid money improved the ships and supported the construction of maintenance facilities. After the fall of the Barre regime, the income from fishing decreased due to the Somali Civil War.
real life pirates

Also, there was no coast guard to protect against fishing trawlers from other countries illegally fishing and big companies dumping waste which killed fish in Somali waters. This led to the erosion of the fish stock. Local fishermen started to band together to protect their resources. Due to the clan-based nature of Somali society, the lack of a central government and Somalia's strategic location at the Horn of Africa, conditions were ripe for the growth of piracy in the early 1990s.
modern day pirates

Precise data on the current economic situation in Somalia is scarce but with an estimated per capita GDP of $600 per year, it remains one of the world's poorest countries. Millions of Somalis depend on food aid and in 2008, according to the World Bank, as much as 73% of the population lived on a daily income below $2. These factors and the lucrative success of many hijacking operations have drawn a number of young men toward gangs of pirates, whose wealth and strength often make them part of the local social and economic elite. Abdi Farah Juha who lives in Garoowe (100 miles from the sea) told the BBC, "They have money; they have power and they are getting stronger by the day.They wed the most beautiful girls; they are building big houses; they have new cars; new guns."
Some pirates are former fishermen, whose livelihoods were hurt by foreign ships illegally fishing in Somali waters. Most of the pirates, observers say, are not former fishermen. After seeing the profitability of piracy, since ransoms are usually paid, warlords began to facilitate pirate activities, splitting the profits with the pirates. Pirates even attack ships carrying humanitarian aid. In most of the hijackings, the bandits have not harmed their prisoners.
pirates in somalia

The Transitional Federal Government has made some efforts to combat piracy, occasionally allowing foreign naval vessels into Somali territorial waters. However, more often than not, foreign naval vessels chasing pirates were forced to break off when the pirates entered Somali territorial waters. To counter this, in 2008 (and renewed each year since then) the UN passed a resolution allowing international warships to pursue pirates into Somali territorial waters. The Royal Navy has regularly released Somali pirates, even when caught in the act, because of the risk they would request asylum if prosecuted in Europe. The government of Puntland has made more progress in combating piracy, evident in recent interventions.


*This article is licensed under the GNU Free Documentation License. It uses material from the Wikipedia article for Piracy in Somalia
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When Birds Attack

June 20th 2011 04:01
Alfred Hitchcock's famous film "The Birds" was about a community which suddenly and for unexplained reasons, the subject of a series of widespread and violent bird attacks over the course of a few days.

Thanks to Banned in Hollywood, here are bird attacks in real life! Click here for the full set of 30 pics.


pigeons attacking child


bird stealing ice cream


when birds attack hat thief


birds stealing food


bird poop attack


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Real Angry Bird

June 17th 2011 03:15
If anyone can find a picture of a real life green pig, then this set will be complete!


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Tongue Tricks

June 15th 2011 03:09
How many tongue tricks, moves or manipulations can you do?


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Banana Sculptures

June 13th 2011 03:00
Fruit and vegetable carving is the art of carving or sculpting vegetables to form beautiful objects, such as flowers or birds. It originated in Asia, either 700 years ago or 1000 years ago.


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Easter Has Been Cancelled!

June 10th 2011 02:47
Due to circumstances beyond our control, Easter has been cancelled this year.



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Periodic Table of Meat

June 8th 2011 02:35
Bacon is the “meat of life”. Without bacon life on earth as we know it would not exist.

As painstakingly created by Jeff Wysaski, here is the Periodic Table of meats


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Nolan North

June 6th 2011 02:28
Nolan North has become the ubiquitous Voice of Video Games.


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Robert Downey, Jr

June 3rd 2011 07:13
The Life and Times of Robert Downey Jr.



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Fresh Prince Cab Fare

June 1st 2011 07:05
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from September 10, 1990 to May 20, 1996. The show stars Will Smith as a fictionalised version of himself, a street-smart teenager from West Philadelphia who is sent to move in with his aunt and uncle in wealthy Bel Air in their mansion, where his lifestyle often clashes with that of his relatives. 148 episodes were produced over six seasons.

The theme song and opening sequence explain the context of the show, including the fact that Smith catches a cab from West Philadelphia to LA


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