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Technology for Country Folk

March 28th 2007 15:24
Computer terminology for rednecks. Log on - Making the stove hotter. Makin'


Technology jargon for bogans - Mega Hertz - When you're not careful getting the firewood. When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood.



I.T. terms for country people - Hard Drive - Getting home in the winter time. Gitten home in the winter time


Information technology for rednecks - modem - What you do to the hay fields. Whutcha do ta the hay fields



Computer jargon for country people - Dot Matrix - Dot Com's name after she got hitched ta to Dan Matrix


Reboot - What you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse or bathroom. Whut ya have ta do right before bedtime when ya have ta go ta the outhouse.


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Comment by MelissaA

April 2nd 2007 03:31
LOL - love the first 2! ; )

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