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Mood Buttons

July 2nd 2008 14:05
Mood buttons you can't wear to work:



Mood badges. Well aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine. Rest assured, no-one gives a shit what you think. I see you're playing stupid again. Looks like you're winning too. Ask me about my ability to annoy complete strangers.
Mood badges. For a good time, call someone else. I do whatever the voices tell me to do. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. I'm sorry. My fault. I forgot you were an idiot.
mood buttons - Dan right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days. Aren't we just the little freak of nature. Whoop-dee fucking doo! I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
Funny badges. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now. Alcohol was invented so ugly people could get laid too. And your bullshit opinion would be?
Mood buttons - Easy there Mr testosterone, you can be replaced by a zucchini. Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we? Please take a number and stick it up your arse. A hard on does not count as personal growth.
Rude Badges - Don't make me go psycho-bitch on your annoying ass. Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast. A bit pissy today. You suck big time.
Funny and rude buttons - Being a crabby bitch is part of my charm. Amazingly enough I don't give a shit. Admitting you're as asshole is the first step. Back to your bridge you evil troll. You have no powers here!



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Most Fattening Pizza Ever

June 27th 2008 10:24
At first glance you would think this ultimate fast food pizza would have to be from America. But believe it or not, this king of calories was invented right here in Australia!


McDonalds Pizza base


Fast food pizza


Chips and hamburger pizza


French Fries and burger pizza


McDonalds French Fries pizza


McDonalds pizza recipe


Hamburger and chips pizza


Step by step guide to the Maccas pizza


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The Ass Family

June 20th 2008 10:15
Ass Family. Wise Ass, Smart Ass, Lazy Ass, Kiss Ass, Dumb Ass
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Taiwan's Modern Toilet Restaurant

June 11th 2008 11:35
Visitors to Taipei can now visit one of a dozen toilet themed restaurants on the island. Toilet decor appears throughout the restaurants, this one has 100 seats all of which are toilet bowls. Food is also served in small toilet bowls and the ice cream looks like......you know.
Thanks to Fun Fever for these pics.


Toilet restaurant in Taiwan


Lavatory themed restaurant in Taipei


Toilet themed restaurant in Taipei


Modern toilet restaurant


Toilet restaurant dessert. Shaped like poo.




If you played cards there, someone would TOTALLY get a royal flush.

It would be a terrible placed to get dumped.

Wonder if there are peanuts in that ice cream.




*These pictures used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.


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Passwords are Like Underwear

June 9th 2008 02:21
I never thought about this before, but it's so true!




passwords are like pants / underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.





Source:

*This image used with permission from Damn Funny Pictures.
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200,000 Plastic Bottles

May 21st 2008 02:46
Ever wondered what 200,000 plastic bottles looks like?
Believe it or not, in America alone this many bottles are thrown out every 5 minutes!


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The Circle of Life

April 11th 2008 11:38
That's right Ladies and Gentlemen, this is how the world actually works....

Click on the image to open a larger version.

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Cigarette WikiBomb

March 24th 2008 11:20
It didn't stay up for very long, but someone did a fantastic edit on the Wikipedia page for Cigarette!

(click on the image to open a larger version)

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Japanese Toilet Signs

March 17th 2008 12:04
Believe it or not they actually have these signs or rules up in some toilets in Japan. The first two are fair enough, don't pee standing up and don't puke in the toilets, but as for the rest I'm not so sure. Especially going fishing!


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Funny Shoes

February 25th 2008 20:24
Hang on a minute, what are pictures of shoes doing on a Funny Pictures blog?

Well, see for yourself!

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How Not to Dig a Hole - By the French

February 22nd 2008 11:01
French hole near a river
Boss! I think there's a bit of a leak in front of the excavator.


Leak in a construction ditch in France
No worries, I've put in some pumps to get rid of the water.

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New Style of Toilet Paper

February 20th 2008 11:23
A Wish for All of the Difficult People in Your Life


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Clock for Nerds

February 18th 2008 11:06
The ultimate timepiece for ultimate math nerd!



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Poor Financial Decision

January 30th 2008 01:38
There are many reasons why people are getting into record debt these days, one of them is they fall for tricks like this!

. Credit Card Sign - Apply for a credit card and receive a free 2 liter/litre bottle of Pepsi or Diet Pepsi
Hmm let me think about this. If I apply for the credit card I save $2 on the Pepsi, but then I'll have a lifetime of debt and high interest payments...Deal!!

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