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Not So Welcome Door Mats!

March 8th 2010 02:38

Most houses have door mats for guests to wipe the dirt of their shoes, often such mats are labelled with “Welcome”, “Home Sweet Home” or similar.
But how about a little humour and originality to lighten the mood of visitors as they enter your home?

Here are some “unwelcome” door mats for your to consider. See the full list at burbia.com here.


funny door mats - go away, come back with wine



well butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Looks who's here! Door mat quotes


Best door mat quotes - nice underwear



Oh no not you again! Door mat humor


dog sleeping door mat
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Lost and Found Signs

February 22nd 2010 01:18
Lost dog steve - cheating with wife's best friend


lost cat poster - please keep


lost bike poster - die bike thief


lost imaginary friend poster


lost stolen floppy drive



*Images sourced from Damn Funny Pictures.
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Relative Price of Different Liquids

January 22nd 2010 07:31
The graph below details the relative price of different liquids per ml.
What does this tell you?



Price of different liquids. Black inc, human blood, penicillin, 3m pf-5080, vodka, red bull, bottled water, crude oil



*image source
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Playing With Fire

January 15th 2010 00:10
When confronted with a dangerous situation such as a raging fire, sometimes the best thing to do is just act casual......


casual fire fighters


funny fire-fighter


funny fire pictures


casual fire pictures


fire fighter BBQ



*Images sourced from HolyTaco here.
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Funny Tombstone Inscriptions

December 28th 2009 01:06
Need some inspiration for an epitaph? Not all gravestone inscriptions need to be poignant. Sometimes even in death a little humour can be appreciated!


grave humour - Rest in peace. A memory from all your sons, except Ricardo who did not pay any money.


funny epitaph - He was a good husband, a wonderful father, but a bad electrician.


Spanish graves - here lies my dearest wife. Lord, please welcome her with the same joy I send her to you.


Rest in peace, now you are in the lord's arms. Lord, watch your wallet.

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Xmas Lights

December 26th 2009 02:26
How to keep costs down on your Christmas lights this year!


This is priceless. Look at the house to the right. You may want to do some similar decorating this Christmas


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Coca Cola Bottles Throughout the Years

December 7th 2009 01:16
The famous Coca-Cola bottle, called the "contour bottle" within the company, but known to some as the "hobble skirt" bottle, was created in 1915 by bottle designer Earl R. Dean. In 1915, the Coca-Cola Company launched a competition among its bottle suppliers to create a new bottle for the beverage that would distinguish it from other beverage bottles, "a bottle which a person could recognize even if they felt it in the dark, and so shaped that, even if broken, a person could tell at a glance what it was."
The picture below shows how the coke bottle design has changed since the original all those years ago.

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World's Scariest Foods

November 27th 2009 11:53
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There, I Fixed it!

November 11th 2009 01:57
From the crazy to the downright dangerous, it's amazing what some people will risk to save a little time and money. Despite the dangers these "quick fix" solutions occur so often there's an entire websight devoted to this sort of behaviour. See a sample below:

There I Fixed It - Supermarket Trolley Bike

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Funny Protest Signs

October 14th 2009 07:30
Protest signs don't need to be serious all the time, why not use a little humour to get your point across! The Huffington Post presents The Funniest Protest Signs of 2009!


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Sequels That Bombed

September 28th 2009 02:26
With the occasional exception such as The Godfather: Part 2, most movie sequels can't live up to the high standards set by its predecessor. In some cases, the sequel outright bombs! Based on information from Rotten Tomatoes, here are the biggest flops sequels in the history of cinema sequels!

Sequels that bombed. Curse of the pink panther. Grease 2. Superman 4, big top pee wee, caddyshack 2, police academy 6, graffiti bridge, mannequin, hellraiser 3, robocop3, Jason goes to hell, the next karate kid, my girl 2, highlander 3, the mighty ducks, free willy 3, blues brothers 2000, universal soldier 2, jaspn X, Friday after next, analyze that, dumb and dumberer, the whole ten yards, Havana nights, basic instinct 2, deuce bigalow, punisher war zone. Goal 2, crank 2
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Best Trilogies

August 10th 2009 10:53
Which films were the best in all the biggest movie trilogies?
Do you agree with the chart below?


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How to Forgive a Thief

July 1st 2009 11:28
Dear bike thief, I am very sorry that circumstances in your life led you to steal my bike. I hope that taking it had helped you to get your life back on track. Good luck, love a friend. Thanks Chap! Don’t worry – doing fine, the bike is terrific, hello from me mates. Later bicycle thief.
Click on the image to open a readable version in a new window.



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Karaoke Songs No One Wants To Hear

June 26th 2009 15:43
Thanks to the Chicago Tribune. Here are the songs to avoid at your next karaoke night, and the reasons why. See more tips here.


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