Bacon is the meat of life. Without bacon life on earth as we know it would not exist.
As painstakingly created by Jeff Wysaski, here is the Periodic Table of meats. Finally someone has made some sense of it all!
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Noble meats are named as such because they rank highest on the yumminess scale. Try making up some basic formulas, like the bacon Double Cheeseburger (H2B), or the Turducken (ThReD).