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Most Fattening Pizza Ever

June 27th 2008 10:24
At first glance you would think this ultimate fast food pizza would have to be from America. But believe it or not, this king of calories was invented right here in Australia!


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Comment by Savannah

June 27th 2008 10:28
OMG!!! only boys could get up to that kind of thing....that is sickening and I love my food!

Comment by Anonymous

June 28th 2008 21:18
Ha that's the kind of thing me and my friends would do if we go that bored.

Comment by Anonymous

June 28th 2008 21:28
You wash it down with milk? It' gotta be beer or nothing.

Comment by Anonymous

June 29th 2008 18:07
Why "would have to be from America"
I'm sick of comments like that!

Comment by Healyhatman

June 30th 2008 09:58
Because Americans eat things like Marshmallow spread.

Comment by Anonymous

June 30th 2008 13:29
And Africans eat bugs, So What?

Comment by Anonymous

June 30th 2008 14:15
well, the bugs that they eat are good for them in certian ways. Marshmallow spread is not XD

Comment by vgg

June 30th 2008 15:27
Man that looks delicious

Comment by America F-YEAH!

July 1st 2008 12:38
ok, id on't care if you caught me making marshmallow spread in my backyard, there shouldn't be stereotypes directed at a nation or a group of nations, that creates tension, which leads to violence

Comment by Anonymous

July 1st 2008 17:29
That's so gross... but I have to try it

Comment by ew

July 1st 2008 23:35
okay. This is hilarious and soooo gross at the same time. i mean like imagine how bad of a stomach ache that would make u hav. soooo not worth it.

Comment by Americans suck

July 2nd 2008 11:55
Its ok, you all must know by now the entire world hates americans. So lets just say whatever we want. Uh oh, they might invade us like they did to iraq... OH NOES HERE THEY COME!!!

Comment by America F-YEAH!

July 2nd 2008 13:59
you know if you think about it, we as americans (although i admit it is neither our duty or place) have helped rid the world of a number of dictators that if they continued ruling would continue to kill thousands of innocent people, the holocaust, the genocide of the shias in iraq, the genocide of religious sects in russia, ect, sure we seem as world police, but it is better than sitting on our lazy butts and watching the chaos occur, it is a more responsible and moral action than letting this kind of action occur, eventually you're poor excuse of a country will be threatened in some way, and who will be there to help you, we will...no one else, unless it invades their greedy economic systems, which would be the only reason you saps would ever invade another nation, show some pride

Comment by Anonymous

July 2nd 2008 23:32
To Americans suck: That's just like hating all Germans because of Hitler. It's just ignorant to hate all Americans because of Their stupid leader.

Comment by Link

July 3rd 2008 04:35
Oh no, burger/fries pizza, look what you did again! Caused another political dispute!

Comment by Anonymous

July 3rd 2008 16:29
to America F-yeah,

Has it occured to you that all wars are fought for economic gain? Not just the ones waged by other nations, but also by your beloved USA. Come on, pull your head out already and wake up!

Comment by Anonymous

July 5th 2008 04:49
OMFG that is so unbelievably yummy looking! I am so mad at myself it is insane I think that looks good!!

Comment by America F-YEAH!!

July 5th 2008 14:04
to mr anonymous,

yes, i see where you can be coming from on america's economical gain in their wars, or at least iraq, you can't really include Korea, Vietnam, the World Wars, or our Independance a war "fought for economic gain" can you, its all political, which is the basis of every war, but even in our war for economy, we still have the morally correct side of the war, unless you support self-proclaimed martyrs killing innocent citizens, i'll leave that your call, but still we as americans are here to stay whether you like us or not, and its not our fault!!!, as well as that the reason you remain anonymous is because you have no faith or pride in your country, whatever it may be, you are independent of your country, separated we fall, united we stand, get the memo?

Comment by Anonymous

July 6th 2008 14:58
Only a patriotic American could go onto a page about how to make a burger and fries pizza, and end up ranting anout Vietnam. seriously. An btw, Anonymous is right, Americans really haven't exacly made a great impression on the world. Love the pizza though!

Comment by Cheeseburger Political Mania

July 6th 2008 19:19
Where are you from?

Comment by Anonymous

July 6th 2008 22:06
Good ol' Brittania (Engalnd). And before you go on about how the US saved our asses in two world wars, how we should tell jeeves to cancel tea and crumpets and do something with our lives, and how the weather across the atlantic is so much better, I do know that pretty much most of the American population aren't the stereotypes that are portrayed everywhere else in the world, and that most aren't people who would daily eat this pizza for 3 meals a day and can't point to russia on a map, its justwhat seems to have happened. And man am I a hypocrite.

Comment by Anonymous

July 7th 2008 22:47
Haha wow... looks like a high concoction.
It's quite sad that even pictures of food and a harmless comment can cause so much bickering. Not everything we do and say needs to be politically charged.

Comment by Anonymous

July 8th 2008 07:51
I totally want to try french fries on pizza now.

Comment by Anonymous

July 9th 2008 01:05
The pizza looks amazing.so yummy.

I would just like to say that I am an american and I don't appreciate being hated over something that I had no say in. I pretty much hate the country that I live in, and what they do to the world but for whatever reason I am still hated by people because I am american.

Oh and to those who say if you hate it so much get out...well Im working on it.This country started to go down a downward spiral a very long time ago.

Oh and btw the reason that it would have to be americans is because of all the disgusting crap people make in america...its a fact(turduckin)

(also sorry for the bitchy rant doesn't really have anything to do with this story, just been bothered by other stuff)

Comment by CanuckieAmericana

July 9th 2008 04:52
Clearly the Anon from England is a nonce...

Every culture has Stereotypes. Brits are:

Royal worshipping twits who sip tea, wear bowlers, and listen to Cat Stevens far to much to be considered healthy.

Americans:

Fat lazy slobs who are ignorant, overly-religious, wear cowboy hats, and speak with a southern drawl. And yes, any person from a country would automatically assume: "WOW! That Pizza must have come from the States!" if they didn't know beforehand.

Canada:

...They drink, nothing wrong with that eh.

Australia:

... They drink, nothing wrong with that.

I say; if you make fun of America, don't get defensive when I call out your country:

You manky Brits who had to be bailed out >twice< and lost to us >twice< =)

Comment by F@!K americans

July 9th 2008 06:54
there goes another great bit of american history, did you learn that from a film? bailed us out twice eh'
was that after bushes grandad made all that money from selling arms to germany?

Comment by Anonymous

July 9th 2008 08:14
You got to love the internet, where even a culinary post can end in a flame war

Comment by Anonymous

July 9th 2008 15:27
Do you know what "drop" is?
it's food

Comment by the black hippie

July 9th 2008 20:06
To everyone that is dogging on america..... hey its not my fault we have a stupid leader i didnt vote... and now it looks like were in for another 4 years of a different stupid ass leader.... up for election we have a nigger..... a woman..... and another bush.... jeeze wtf i dont even vote and im not going to cause quite frankly i dont like any of the choices this nigger ( i am black) i think its time for a change we've had replubicans in the office for the last 8 years..... and democrats for 8 years pryer to that i think its time for an independent but hey guess the independent is bush's friend and thinks the same way he does nt so in conclussion i think we should have no big head in the oval office let the people run this country..... you know better yet let the hippies run this country we'll be driving off of biodeisel...(i already make my own) we have way better gas prices because of it... we can stop paving our fields that our food grows on and i think if we were run by the hipppies such as myself you could make this whole country a export only we got the land and resources we just lack the right leadership to get it done..... whew i finally got that off my chest.... anybody got to comment me email me at da_bomb144@yahoo.com

Comment by Anonymous

July 10th 2008 01:30
For crying out loud!!!
It is about the pizza!!
Get a life!
And please do not tell me it's photoshopped!!
IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!
THAT IS IT!!!
F-U-N-N-Y

Comment by America F-YEAH!!

July 11th 2008 13:01
F@!K americans, first off, where did you learn about us, television, where do we learn about you, the BBC and the news, but hey, at least our privacy isn't being invaded on a regular basis, plus you're comedy is very dry to the average american

Comment by Anonymous

July 11th 2008 18:57
I'm an american. I hate americans. Now piss off you fellow americans, we have done nothing right in the world. Ever. Now stuff the flag down your through and shut your mouth.

Go outside. protest. Do something. Anything but sit around and talk about how great america is on some forum about cheeseburger pizza.

Comment by Anonymous

July 11th 2008 19:50
ya know...all these countries that hate americans...look for us to help them when tsunamis and other natural disasters hit....WTF would they do if we just shut our doors on any aid going out of our country ever again?? they'd hate us even more....it's a no-win situation for us

Comment by Anonymous

July 12th 2008 12:58
And the most interesting thing is that the use of English is shocking in these comments! Didn't you Americans/Brits/Ozzies/Canadia pay attention at school?

This is about a friggin' pizza, fries and burgers. Please stop pointing fingers at each other and start pointing it at the pizza. It's brilliant!

'Make original pizzas, not war' I say

Comment by Anonymous

July 12th 2008 13:00
Haha - a typo in my own post. *blushes*

Ah well - make pizza not war!

Comment by Anonymous

July 12th 2008 17:38
I soo want to try this. I am going to make one this summer

Comment by Emilie

July 12th 2008 22:35
Is it wrong If I say that that actually looks very good?

Comment by Anonymous

July 13th 2008 08:06
Absolute belter guys!!! Gonna cook me up one of those today....

Comment by Anonymous

July 13th 2008 09:55
that's just disgusting
maybe put a schnitzel on it, too.

Comment by Anonymous

July 13th 2008 20:21
it's either america or australia, the nation of inbread racists.

Comment by To: Anonymous

July 14th 2008 00:33
people really need to stop stereotyping. seriously

Comment by Anonymous

July 14th 2008 00:44
Although I don't hate living in America I'd love to live somewhere else... Hey France?... or Maybe Belgium? Will you guys accept me?

Comment by Anonymous

July 14th 2008 20:21
for all of you arguing over stereotyping this vid should settle it Really Long Link

Comment by Anonymous

July 15th 2008 03:11
I just wanted to say that I am American, and I hate the stereotypical American. I can't stand the Bush-loving, flag-wearing, war-mongering, gas-guzziling, Americans. Unfortunately, I was born here, but that was a fluke, I should have been born in Canada (I should also have been born early enough to make it to Woodstock, but that's a different story).

Anyways, I guess the point of this post is that not all Americans are like that. A lot of us hate Bush, realize he's an idiot, and think that the people who voted for him are even bigger idiots.

A lot of us hate this country's policy of declaring war and invading any country we can.

A lot of us protest the government, and do anything we can to end these ridiculous actions.

I understand why other countries hate us, and I don't blame you guys. Most Americans have such a big ego. They're so proud of being born in the USA, that they forget that their ancestors came from the very countries that we are now alienating. And it's a shame.

So I ask of you to please understand that not all Americans are hateful, inbred, hipocratic, ignorant assholes. Some of us actually are intelligent, and disagree with the unjust system which governs us.

So on behalf of my failed country,

I am sorry.
Lo siento.
Je suis désolé.
Ich bin traurig.
Sono spiacente.

Comment by Anonymous

July 15th 2008 04:35
I don't know about the cheeseburgers and the bacon, but I could really go for a french fry pizza around about now...

Comment by Jalin

July 15th 2008 08:47
Wow. Pizza turns into rant? What a shocker.

People who are saying that American has only ever done good for the world, and where would we be, (I'm Australian) without you are really really naive. However- if you're stupid enough to swallow the propaganda whole then I doubt that a few comments on a pizza page is going to change that, lol.

I'm not saying I hate all Americans, and I don't think that many people are that black-and-white about the whole thing. People are irritated by America's foreign policy and the righteous and self-important way they operate out in the world. I have a few great friends in the US and I know that you guys have just as many smart and industrious and considerate people as anywhere else, just like you have idiots, ignorant people, bigots, racists and homophobes.. just like everywhere else.

The comment about "surprisingly this wasn't invented in America" was probably referring to the obesity epidemic in America, which frankly I think is a fair call. (Although I believe that Australia has a higher obesity rate per capita. Oops. XD)

But.. most of all. This page is about pizza. Get off your high horse and stop being so touchy, people. It's pizza. XD

And can I just say- yum.

Comment by Anonymous

July 15th 2008 10:30
If America takes it hands off of Israel... the world is done for. It will usher in Armageddon. It's in the Old Testament. Go read it with an open mind.

Besides, if the world ends, NOBODY get's any pizza... so THERE!

Comment by Anonymous

July 15th 2008 11:07
israel runs america. not the other way around, you idiot. america is running out of luck. stay the hell away from europe. seriously.

Comment by Anonymous

July 16th 2008 04:15
It's an AussieEuroJewTrashHomo pizza that needs to be bombed back into the Stone Age in the name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus H Motherfucking Christ, an individual , I might add, who righteously disapproves of that faggoty Aussie Rules "Football"--which is obviously a charming little diversion invented by Australian women to play while their nutless, wobbly-kneed, bed-wetting "men" cooked their dinner and cleaned their houses like the eunoches they tend to be.

Comment by pirateSM0KER

July 16th 2008 05:30
So... When did everyone get sand in their vagina?

What else is on there? Was that bacon or ham? Whoever ate this... pizza... thing... could you feel your arteries clogging? lol

Comment by Anonymous

July 16th 2008 05:31
Um, to the person who posted above this one... that was rude.

Anyways, I'm American, and I wouldn't touch that pizza with a 20 foot pole (sorry, don't know the metric system! Leave it to the U.S. to come up with their own funky measuring system). Then again, I have digestive problems from eating too much food from 24 hour diners.

Comment by Anonymous

July 16th 2008 05:32
pirateSMOKER, sorry, I didn't mean your comment was rude, I meant the one above yours. I guess we posted at the same time.

Comment by Anonymous

July 16th 2008 08:31
Stay away from Europe? Fine, you give the US back everything it gave the world and I'll stay away from Europe.

That includes the Arpanet, you know that thing you're currently using to bash us?

What a bunch of ungrateful idiots. Europeans sit there in their ivory tower, never having to deal with the real world because Father America protects them by doing all the dirty work. Do they thank us? No, they just whine about the methods we use.

They call us "imperialists", when despite the fact that we could EASILY still be controlling/occupying Germany and Japan we instead give them free reign to do whatever they want, including things like voting against us in the UN council.

We oust a brutal dictator, Sadam Hussein, who had killed millions of people and invaded another country, AND was actively attempting to develop nuclear weapons (Yes. That is a fact. 550 tons of yellow cake uranium was found) and people whine about that.

Well screw you assholes. I hope that whoever our next president pulls out of every country on the planet and lets you dicks deal with yourselves. I and alot of Americans are tired of having all the good things Americans do completely ignored to fuel your own petty little inferiority complex. When Israel and Iran start the next world war don't expect us to lift a finger. Let your children fight and die for whats right, Americans have been doing it for the last 100 years, and frankly we're sick of it.

Comment by Jalin

July 16th 2008 10:05
Anonymous above me. I have a question.

How's that propaganda tasting? Nummy? Good.

Comment by Robler the Cobler

July 16th 2008 18:07
Well to be honest most of the people sterotyping probably havn't been to the places they go on about. I mean i'm english and i don't personally wear a bowler hat or drink tea because it's pretty butters. I reckon mostly the media generates sterotypes and it's pretty annoying sometimes.

Funny how one remark on a picture generates a whole debate, huh.

Comment by Anonymous

July 16th 2008 19:31
"Everyone else is wrong and I am right."

That's the gist of this whole "debate."

America has done good... and America has done bad. So has everyone else in the world.

Seems a lot of hate is thrown at America, which seems hypocritical to me. Hate is hate is hate. Doesn't matter who is hating.

Comment by Veteran

July 16th 2008 22:02
Chewin tobacco chewin tobacco, spit spit spit.
If you don't chew tobacco, you ain't shit.

America, fuck yeah.

Comment by Anonymous

July 16th 2008 22:37
I believe we are all missing the real problem here...

There was no ranch dressing on that pizza!

Who does that?

Auzzies indeed

Comment by Anonymous

July 16th 2008 22:57
That looks like raw bacon?
ew

Comment by Anonymous

July 17th 2008 08:47
To the Americans saying America sucks and how they wish they could live somewhere else: Shut your mouths already, you have no idea what you are talking about, you are just media loving idiots who think America is a terrible place to live. It's not, it is completely average.

I'm only 18 and i have lived in America, England, Argentina and Singapore and have visited every continent except for Australia. The one thing i have learned in all this is that America is pretty cool, so is everywhere else. So why cant all of us, everyone on earth, just shut up live happily, give to charities, enjoy yourselves and just start tolerating your fellow man.

To quote American History X: Hate is baggage, life's to short to be pissed off all the time, it's just not worth it.

Comment by yellow cake

July 17th 2008 16:59
Your text goes here 550 lbs of yellow cake? yummy nom nom nom! pictures or it didn't happen. ever heard of joe wilson and his wife the cia agent who was outed by the bush regime? fascinating story/ should read sometime.

Comment by CanuckieAmericana

July 17th 2008 17:24
hi btw for my comment i left before, im a tosser really and i dont have a clue about history. when i gave sterotypes of all those countries i actualy made them up myself because there pretty much bullshit

Sorry for being a cunt-face xx

Comment by efg

July 17th 2008 17:53
I'm confused. Was this page Stumbled for the pizza or the politics?

Comment by Anonymous

July 18th 2008 07:41
I saw this last year and me and my roommates made it. Sorry to burst yall's bubbles but it's not as good as it looks. Very hard to eat pizza style (what's the point of pizza if you have to use the fork?). It was fun to make but I wouldn't do it again (just eat everything separately). Little Caesar's $5 pepperoni, a few $1 double cheeseburgers, some fries, and a hot apple pie

FWIW, I'm a US citizen, go to school in the south, drive a big gas guzzling truck, and vote. This fall, I'm not voting R or D...

Also, I was in Vancouver last summer and loved that place (remember, I'm a fat American, so keeping warm in the snow in the winter won't be hard). I was told that if I moved there, to go to Victoria, not Vancouver; as soon as my company opens a division there, I'll be packing my bags.

Comment by Eoin

July 18th 2008 14:35
I want it...NOW!!!

Comment by Anonymous

July 18th 2008 18:03
What's with all the dickery about America? This page is about pizza, not intercontinental diplomacy.

Also, who gives a damn if America "saved your ass in two world wars"? Does that automatically strip non-Americans of their own opinions? If I fall out of a boat and a serial rapist pulls me out of the water, does that mean I have to love him forever?

I think all Americans should take things a little less seriously. If we twist our balls in a knot every time someone cracks a harmless joke, we are just accepting that joke as a truth.

What most Americans don't realize is that America is fucking great. There are no rebel groups out to kill civilians, no ruthlessly coldblooded dictators, low poverty rates and moderate gas prices. (If you don't believe me, compare our $4.50/gal with any gas station in Europe.) If you don't like being made fun of, go move to Russia. You'll soon see how good you had it.

We must accept it as a fact everybody is going to like you, and as soon as you accept that as a reality, the sooner we can all get along with our lives.

Comment by Anonymous

July 18th 2008 19:07
This cheesburger pizza brings up a good point. Babies, they're terrible people. Name one baby that ever did anything. See can't cause babies are terrible.

Comment by William Jenkins

July 18th 2008 20:07
haha!! Only fat americans would eat this!!

And you wonder why so many americans need their stomachs stapled!??!

Do me a favour, lose some weight!! You may even get a girlfriend instead of self harming on the internet!!!

Comment by Keithios

July 19th 2008 02:15
that thing looks freaky, but I think I actually may try it, I'll probably die though...

Comment by fake name

July 19th 2008 22:44
Ha ha gotta laugh at the yanks who STILL think they stopped the holocaust and won the 2 world wars 'for us'.

Comment by Anonymous

July 21st 2008 11:01
Americans were hated the world over long before Bush, Iraq, or our invention of Doughnut cheeseburgers. We make the world feel small and bitter. Let the babies have their bottle.

Comment by Anonymous

July 21st 2008 11:02
I worked at a pizzeria - we made one with mcdonals chicken nuggets and fries, with sweet and sour sauce poured over it. Actually, pretty good.

Comment by Anonymous

July 21st 2008 13:48
This is really gross, no wonder our country is so effing fat.

Comment by Mirco

July 22nd 2008 03:13
The really amusing thing is that AUSTRALIA, not the USA is now the fattest nation on earth. BOO-YAH!! I'm Canadian, close third. 'shrug'.

Comment by Anonymous

July 23rd 2008 08:46
Who gives a damm about the bloody pizza,the comments to come out of this have been the most amusing,entertaining & sad reflection of us as people that ive read in a long time,no wonder the worlds so screwed up when friends & allies cant even have a laugh over a ridiculous pizza.If this is just a reflection of the chaos & times we live in,our children have a lot to be frightened for...

Comment by Anonymous

July 25th 2008 05:24
god damn that looks delicious

Comment by Anonymous

July 25th 2008 06:29
To those few who are bagging Australia. Yes we are inbred and yes we are drunks. But if you were pissed 24 hours a day and lived in a land of sunshine and surf, you'd be so happy you'd shag anything that moved too.

Comment by Anonymous

July 26th 2008 01:48
hahaha. Pretty much everyone who's actually participating in the political argument on this page needs to spend less time arguing on the internet, and more time living in reality. Stereotypes are for the ignorant only.

Also, that pizza looks pretty... gross. As American as I am, I wouldn't touch that concoction with a 10-foot pole.

Comment by Anonymous

July 27th 2008 13:27
I got this from a friend saying how funny that pizza is. Well I certainly did not expect to read comments about all the USA's problems. I will say like a couple others did. There are good and bad people in every country. We saved your asses... Yes. But we have also done bad things. Americans.....Yes we have a VERY high obese rate. Get over it. We have done stupid stuff. Stop being an idiot. Other countries.... Why do you hate us? All you see is the bad we have done. Do you know how middle school that is. Yall' (and yes I am country, don't give me shit about it.) all you know about the USA is what your news stations or whatever have said. To tell you the truth, news stations give you the WORST infromation. So get your facts straight. Everyone.......Get this through your thick head, Don't hate other countries because you heard bad things about. They might be true, but only because of certain people. And stop being sterotypical.

As for the pizza. That looks..........Wow. I am not sure what idiot came up with that, but it looks good. (Forgive me, I am starving)

Comment by Anonymous v2.0

July 28th 2008 14:00
Basically, I, as an american, hate america's government. All of it. There is not one 'representative' in office who's not in it for their own gain. Every war we've entered was either for our economic gain or to defend against a 'threat', whether it was the threat of fascism during WWII or communism during vietnam/the cold war.

If you are an american, do not vote. the system is rigged against anyone who's not rich getting elected, and no one who has the chance of getting elected will change anything. As i said, they are all in it for themselves; why would they change a system that's good for them? Revolution, peaceful or otherwise, by the common people is the only option. It must happen, one time or another, especially after the soon to occur economic failure of the US.

...

That pizza looks disgusting.

Comment by Anonymous

July 29th 2008 18:42
You all say you hate americans, but yet you eat american food, watch american tv and movies, drive american cars, listen to american music, bitch on the internet, which was created in america, on your pc, which was created in america.

Need I go on?

Comment by Blobgi

July 30th 2008 01:08
I wouldn't really care about all the American stereotypes, except that I'm the opposite of that... I have always lived in a state with almost no fat/lazy people too. Shit like that just pisses me off when it comes from people who barely know anything about where I live.

Comment by BL8kes_7

July 30th 2008 14:11
Just wanted to thank you all for the amazing rant.

Pizza 0 : Trolls 1

With all the information at our finger tips I would expect better arguments than the ones above.
But thanks for the laugh.

Comment by Aussie and proud!

July 30th 2008 19:22
YOU DUMB SHITS! can you not read? youre all sitting there slagging off the Americans for this culinary delight but it says in the header.....INVENTED IN AUSTRALIA!
Cant say as im an american lover but credit where credit is due!!!

Comment by Anonymous

August 1st 2008 10:11
I think everyones forgotten the real reason they're on this page.....look at the pizza!!!!

the poor dude who published it-makes one tiny a little bit racist comment purely for comic effect and starts WW3 online!

Seriously guys, give it a rest...if you wanna argue about it, do it away from the pizza- you're ruining it and totally missing the point.

Great pizza dude, shame everyone's so touchy :/

Comment by Wesley

August 4th 2008 15:39
All of you are ****ing tools. The damn pizza was made in AUSTRAILIA. It's in the title for God's sake. Maybe if you dumb Brits spent less time bashing America and more time reading, maybe you wouldn't be so bitter.

Comment by Anonymous

August 4th 2008 17:44
well, at least brits can read, yankee-boy

Comment by Wesley

August 4th 2008 17:59
Obviously you can't, because none of the America basing wouldn't have happened in the first place.

Get the hell off your pedestal and realize that the UK is no better than America. They're pretty much the same thing, except one has fat people and a dumb president and one has shitty comedy, shitty TV shows (I'm looking at you, Monty Python), and an old bitch that's just a figurehead.

Comment by Anonymous

August 5th 2008 03:16
Nice pizza, I'd love to try it. I'd probably never eat it more than once in my lifetime but it would be cool to try!

To the comments about how lucky everyone is to have the US... Your precious Arpanet wouldn't have amounted to much without the telephone, invented by British (Scot) Alexander Graham Bell, and when you've got a moment stop to think of what language you are bashing everyone in... Where did that come from eh?

Oh and Britain also invented Australia... what's that? your an aborigiwho?... shh go away I'm talking...

Comment by Anonymous

August 5th 2008 15:14
about 17 percent of american grown-ups are illiterate. and you have the nukes?

Comment by Rhu

August 6th 2008 10:19
Stop being horrible all of you- compliment him on the pizza or tell him it looks disgusting then leave...

It's not the right place to be commenting on who is better, America or Britain, go find an online gaming site and shoot each other on that instead to decide ey? a lot nicer for everyone!

Comment by AmericanTerrorist

August 6th 2008 20:55
17% may be illiterate, but don't forget the 5% unemployed, the 63% overweight and the percentage of them with life threatening risks, that 19% of the homeless are veterans, and on and on.... Or the people in need of medication and surgery being turned away from hospitals because they don't have money... Ya- This place ROCKS!
War is used by the rich to cover up the bad, while gaining interest on their donations and lack of taxes.So whoever "saved" the other, is the past, and irrevelant.

If Americans were ever led to believe that they could TRUELY change their government- I assure you- it would not be like this. "For the People"- was lost in paperwork and dollar signs a long time ago. Democrazy? I forget the word...

I want to present this pizza to all the political leaders and hope they choke. And make it the nations #1 food, so all the people that are stupid enough to soley eat shit, eventually die- leaving enough room for smart, healthy, human beings to get things back in order.

If we all can't stop talking about how shitty Americans are, perhaps a "native american indian" would like to chime in?

Comment by Anonymous

August 7th 2008 23:12
Americans are not the greatest people in the world. Americans are not the most worthless people in the world. If America were to disappear off the face of the earth right now, the world would not end. However, if you think the world could only get better without America, it shows you have no grasp of global politics and issues at all. It is stupid both to defend America to the last, and to attack America for everything.

Comment by Anonymous

August 15th 2008 07:01
OK OK! WTF IS marshmallow spread????

Comment by Anonymous

August 15th 2008 17:40
It's exactly what it sounds like, its a spread made out of marshmallows. Yeah, that pizza looks like a heart attack waiting to happen. Oh and @ Anon with the telephone comment, the telephone was actually invented by an Italian, but whatever.

Comment by misanthropy today

August 21st 2008 06:35
This pizza looks great. I'm an American, excuse my wimpy sad brethren who apologize for being from this great country. I like Bush and our flag and baseball and Memphis but i'd still gladly sit at a table with whomever made this delicious pizza and raise a glass of beer, your countries or mine.

Forget about our leader and all those wusses who say they didn't vote for him. The US is a democracy, if the majority voted for him, then you voted for him, thats how it works DEMOCRATS.

This is a good country, sure we're rascals and overweight and like this kind of junk food but we're an innately good and decent nation and history shows this.

These liberals from my country would probably have a man thrown in jail for making a delicious pizza like this---- just how they are.

Keep up the good work.

Comment by Anonym