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Politician and Celebrity Sex Scandal Survival Guide

November 2nd 2009 20:49
When a new sex scandal breaks, all the perpetrator needs to know is how to handle the first 7 days after the news hit the headlines. Below is a typical timeline...


Sex Scandal. Day 1. The news breaks, pretend that you’ve never heard of this girl. 2. Hire expensive PR agency to deflect accusations. 3. Recall knowing her after email and phone correspondence is leaked. 4. Hold press conference with wife at you side, admit sins while fighting back tears. 5. Meet with spiritual advisor, hold photo shoot at church with family. 6. Take the goodwill tour, larry King, Jay Leno Show, Today Show, etc. 7. Wait for a celebrity to die so people forget you’re a cheating douchebag.
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