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What if Valentine's Day Cards Told The Truth

February 14th 2009 05:55
How many times have you heard that honestly is the most important thing in a relationship? Well this isn't always the case, sometimes the best thing to tell your partner is what they want to hear!
What would happen is we applied the honestly is the best policy to Valentine's Day Cards?
Probably something like what you see below. If you think these are funny, check out some more at cracked.com here.



Valentine’s day cards - I love you because you are kind, and loving, smart. You are beautiful and funny. Because we can talk about anything, and laugh together, because I can see us growing old together. But mostly because you have a vagina.



Happy Valentine's Day. I bought you this card because if I didn’t, you would be mad at me and make me feel like shit even though last week you told me I didn't have to buy you a card.



I have no idea what it says in here. It was the only card at the dollar store that had puppies on the front of it. Happy Valentine's Day.


Truthful Valentine's Day Card - Let's stay together as I've outgrown all my dating clothes.


Valentine card - Roses are red, violets are purple. See?


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Comment by Journeywoman

February 15th 2009 05:27


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hahaha love it

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